You can’t let people choose any topping they want. Because that will give them ideas of choosing stuff like cucumber and broccoli, which tastes awful on a pizza.

*Kramer making a pizza*

Kramer: Yeah, some cheese.

Poppy: Nota too much.

Kramer: And… cucumbers.

Poppy: Wait a second.. what is that?

Kramer: It’s cucumbers.

Poppy: No no no, you cannot puta cucumbers on a pizza.

Kramer: Oh why not, I like cucumbers.

Poppy: That’sa not a pizza, it’lla tastea terrible.

It do, Poppy, it do.

Kramer: But that’s the idea, you make your own pie.

Poppy: Yes, but we cannote give’e the people the right to choose’e any topping they wante!