January 18th, 2007
No, this isn’t the set up to a joke. I’m serious. In Norway, when you go out of town, _any_ town, there’s a forest. There’s forest everywhere, there’s so much forest that Norway is a major exporter of paper goods and wood (yes, you read it correctly, wood).
But here, it’s just grasslands and farmland. There’s no forests. When Christmas comes knocking, there must be a magnificent shortage of Christmas trees, no?
In certain parts of America, like where I live, everywhere you go there are trees as well. Yet 99% of people by their trees from tree farms. Perhaps Dutch people have secret tree farms!
But where would they hide them? Under water?
Never underestimate the skils of the Dutch
Dangerous territory, mr numerodix, the secret service is on to you now