Archive for June, 2008

Léon

Sunday, June 15th, 2008

What a weird frickin movie. Picture a superhero comic book without the wholesome moral values and you’re getting close. It’s so strange to imagine that someone would have written and directed this, and just when the actors thought they were way off the mark would have said “yes, yes, that’s exactly what I want”. That someone is Luc Besson, who’s gone considerably more Hollywood since.

So basically we have a timid, illiterate hitman who lives mostly on milk and cookies. Contrary to that whole ninja school of combat, he’s not one of those “my body is my temple” types. He has a sort of rugged fitness which is kept in check by doing sit-ups every morning (and the constant milk, calcium mhm-hm). He’s probably not very fast on his feet, cause at no point is there any running. His main gimmick is hanging from the ceiling, so that when the bad guys come into the room they don’t see him (a poor man’s ninja if you will). Oh, and he’s the best hitman in town, sublime when on the job (less so off of it).

Not much is known about his past, but apparently he came to America as a poor, helpless immigrant, taken pity on by a generous Italian restaurant owner. All these facts are stretching poor Jean Reno’s acting skills to the limit. Reno has a thick French accent with no vocal skills to get around it, how the hell do you claim he’s Italian?

Besson makes no effort to justify Leon’s career choice. It’s not because he grew up in a war torn country, because his parents were killed or because he read too many comic books, he was just poor. And killing seemed as good as anything else, eh? Then again, he does put on those dark sunglasses when he clocks in, no doubt there is a deep and heart wrenching ethical conflict there, but it goes unarticulated. (Personally I would suggest his superego needs a small tune-up.)

And there is a girl. Dad does coke, family gets nailed by bad guys, same old, same old, yadda yadda yadda. Mathilda takes refuge at Leon’s, teaches the big bear (or shall I say pig, that’s his favorite fluffy pet) to read, he teaches her about guns, the usual story. If you’ve read this far just to find out if the “I love you”s are forthcoming, they are.

If you like the idea of Reno as a hitman and you want to see him in a far stronger part, check out “Ronin”, it’s quite good in more ways than one.

our climate control sucks

Friday, June 13th, 2008

We are so preoccupied with weather in our society. Even though we spend most of the day inside buildings, people will actually say that a day is good or bad just based on weather. “Nice day today, eh?” Apparently those little intervals we spend traveling between the house and the office, the office and the market, the market and home, are disproportionately important to our well being in contrast to all those hours we spend on the inside. And we pay so much attention to weather and climate that it can actually determine how we feel about the day as a whole.

And yet we pay so little attention to the climate on the inside. Isn’t that a paradox?

When you go into a factory and look at some of their big machinery, they have these gauges on them that show you all sorts of information about the conditions in various critical parts of the system. It’s fairly important to know that the temperature is such, the pressure is in some acceptable range, the concentration of some chemical doesn’t exceed this; either because the machinery itself can’t handle it (eg. nuclear reactor), or because the product on the inside will get ruined if you don’t keep these factors under control.

We do this for our products, but we don’t do it for ourselves. It’s plain to see that the climate in our rooms is more important to our well being than the weather outside, since that’s where we spend most of our time. And yet there’s no weather forecast for this. We don’t know anything about the climate in our homes. We complain about the climate in certain parts of the world, “oh that place is horrible to live in”, and just the same there are buildings with an internal climate that is just as unbearable.

And then we talk about education, and health, and productivity. Does anyone see a problem here? Do you think you can be productive at your job if you’re standing in the rain, freezing your ass off? No one would expect that from you. And yet you go into the office, where it’s too hot, the air is stale because the ventilation stinks, it’s noisy, there’s so much ambient light that you have to squint to look at the monitor, the chair doesn’t have proper support for your back, and the desk is so small your elbows are hanging off the edge of it (less common now with lcd monitors). And this isn’t supposed to affect your productivity at all, right?

I cannot begin to quantify the number of days or half days that were ruined for me because the inside climate was bad. I used to hate summer that brought a large number of sunny days while I was sitting in school. Half the time when the sun was up it was either in my eyes or producing glare on the blackboard, either of which meant I had to sit there squinting. Even if the curtains were drawn the sun obviously moves on an axis, so soon enough they wouldn’t be in the right place anymore.

And then people say things like “boy, kids are so frail these days. They don’t get enough exercise.” Yes, that’s part of it, no doubt. The other part is spending their days in rooms with a bad climate and non-existent ergonomics. And I know, because I was getting enough exercise, and that didn’t magically eliminate the problems of climate.

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So where do we start? We need to figure out what kind of climate we’re living in. When someone is getting a headache from spending 2 hours in a room with so much ambient light that they can’t comfortably see, we need to go from “there’s something wrong with you” to “this climate sucks, let’s fix it”. The first step towards fixing is knowing what the problem is. Right now we don’t know a damn thing. The only thing we have is thermometers. Imagine if the workers at a nuclear power plant only had one of those hand held thermometers and the guy was trying to “hold it close enough” to the opening so he could get a decent reading on it. That’s where we are now.

We need to figure out what the relevant environmental factors are and how to measure them. Don’t expect to have an ideal climate out of that, it could turn out to be expensive. But how do we know what it’s going to cost since we know nothing? Step one is to be able to measure properties of the climate that impact us. Step two is to figure out how various people are affected by these properties, and which. Step three is to connect these two bits of information to the extent we are able and willing to make the effort.

Climate control right now is an art. There are people who have figured out how to tune the climate, “do a little bit of this. Okay, a little more. There, good.” But it’s an art, inexact and experience based, full of “maybe this will help”. We need to make it not a science, but a commodity. Just as you know that the temperature in your refrigerator is supposed to be between 0 and 4 degrees, we should be able to say the same about our home climate. “My ambient light is x on average, y at peak, I need to fix it.” And then teach it in schools, right along with “you should eat this, not that”. It’s just as important.

the art of fail

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008

I wrote a guest blog for Rami, which I submitted to reddit. The same exact story was submitted on reddit by someone else, in the same category, mere hours after I did.

new word dialog

Sunday, June 8th, 2008

Suppose we had a dialog box for adding new words, what would it look like?

The age old tradition of mock dialogs continues…

Ps. Qt Designer on the whole is quite nice to work with, quite a bit better than Glade. Any gui designer is bound to be annoying, but I suppose Qt Designer is approaching the least annoying (and most effective) you can get.

writing “she” just to be on the safe side

Saturday, June 7th, 2008

I won’t state this is common and therefore some kind of major concern. But I have been seeing this with increased regularity. Some people who write about an abstract and gender neutral person (eg. “the salesman”) will write “she” when referring to this person, apparently just to be on the safe side vis a vis sexism. This is yet another case of being concerned with the wrong issues and expending energy on things that don’t matter.1

If you are a reader who actually finds fault with use of the male pronoun to describe a non-specific gender neutral person, stop victimizing yourself (if you’re a woman) or stop sympathy-victimizing (if you’re a man). (See how I neatly handled both cases, I’m so politically correct.)

Guy Steele said it best, on a completely different subject, in his talk “Growing a language”:

To keep things short, when I say “he” I mean “he or she”, and when I say “his” I mean “his or her”.

But it really shouldn’t be necessary to make this qualification to anyone who can understand that use of a pronoun in a context where it appears incidentally is not a covert plot to put you down. Monty Python also had an elegant and hilarious contribution to this discussion in Life of Brian.

  1. Of course, this whole blog entry is just an example of that too, but I can still argue that I’m the only person arguing this issue while there’s many more wasting their energies on the issue at hand. :P